LA Vampires

Lo-fi house is a strain of house music that embraces imperfections—tape hiss, vinyl crackle, overdriven drums, and slightly detuned synths—to evoke warmth and nostalgia. It retains a classic 4/4 house pulse but softens the edges with hazy pads, subdued vocals, and wistful melodies. Emerging as an internet-driven micro–scene, the style often uses inexpensive or deliberately degraded production chains (cassette saturation, bit reduction, SP-404–style resampling) to achieve its character. The result is dance music that feels intimate and bedroom-made, equally suited to small dancefloors and solitary late-night listening.

Outsider house is a strain of house music that embraces lo‑fi production, raw textures, and a DIY ethos. Instead of the sleek, club‑polished sound of mainstream house, it foregrounds tape hiss, distortion, and gritty machine funk to create a hazy, intimate atmosphere. Often associated with early‑2010s labels and scenes that prized hardware jams and cassette aesthetics, outsider house sits at the fringes of house and techno while retaining steady 4/4 rhythms for dancefloor use. Tracks tend to be hypnotic and repetitive, with detuned pads, muffled drums, and understated basslines that feel both nostalgic and nocturnal.

Vaporwave is an internet-born microgenre and visual aesthetic that repurposes late‑20th‑century commercial sound—mu zak, smooth jazz, soft rock, synth‑pop, city pop, and corporate training tapes—into hazy, slowed, and looped collages. Its sound foregrounds pitched‑down samples, heavy reverb, tape hiss, vinyl crackle, and dreamy pads to evoke a mood between satire and sincere nostalgia. Beyond music, vaporwave is inseparable from its graphic language: Greco‑Roman busts, Japanese text, retro operating systems, chrome logos, palm trees, neon gradients, and “mall culture” architecture. The result feels like a haunted shopping mall: part critique of consumer capitalism, part wistful memory of media and retail spaces from the 1980s–2000s. Tempos are typically slow (roughly 60–90 BPM), harmonies tend toward lush seventh and extended chords, and rhythms range from barely perceptible loops to minimal, gated drum programming. Many tracks are short, vignette‑like studies in texture and mood.

Witch house is an occult‑themed, nocturnal strain of dark electronic music that emerged in the late 2000s and early 2010s. It blends slow, hip hop–derived drum programming with droning, dense synthesizers, layered bass, and high‑pitched or detuned keyboard motifs. The style is defined by heavily processed, often indiscernible vocals, obscure or horror‑leaning samples, and a hazy, lo‑fi atmosphere. Aesthetically it draws on goth and horror iconography—triangles, Unicode symbols, VHS decay—and favors a murky, ritualistic mood over club‑ready shine.